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THE CICADA AND THE ANT HANSEL AND GRETEL

Once upon a time in a bar in a resort town whose name can not remember (mmm effect of alcohol? would take too long drinks? )

- Hey you, I throw smoke into his face bothers me.
- Huy, but the smoke comes down there?. Sure, when you think it's fog comes, eh tiny. Imagine you are in London, period.
- You are an asshole. Now I know why they call you "the cricket", you spend all day going skinny, skinny coming. Do you not read the packages of snuff? Smoking kills.
- It also says "smoking causes impotence" and your father smokes like a Gremlin and you had to you. Although, come to think of it, maybe that's why you stay well in short, eh,
ant - Oops, spoke Tachenko. Come on, take off your finger in the nose, get out there and let me work for calm. Give more to watch that mocking a fly by Night and treachery.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm going, but today a party that acts DJ Tun Tun and DJ Pao Fli presenting his new mix CD "I have headphones, I can not play an instrument but mogollón molo"
- So you'll , flip, you spend all the money your parents give you tea parties and bottle. Get a job and leaves to scrounge up, you work less than Sleeping Beauty. I know it's Alaska sang "dancing, I spend the day dancing .." but she also works, who makes a living by singing and not singing like you giving you the armpit smells more than that of Papa Noel after jogging .
- Bah, bah, you know what "live from your parents until your children can live"
- Well, as your children go like you, you live in a house made of bingo cards and Don Simon wine . At least I work and even out in the summer unless you paste in winter I have to spend it rather than want.
- What's wrong with living in a cardboard house?, Is recyclable. Mira, I long, you just keep washing glasses.

spent the summer and cold winter came

- Ant, ant, can I borrow money?
- Yes we started well, first you insult me \u200b\u200bthen ask me for money. Two shit in the same sentence.
- Oh, do not be mean, roll, because I need the money chase for not paying two hit men who you know.

- And my what? Do not you spent the summer partying without hitting stroke? Then go to ask the DJ Fli Pao money, or else ask Him to crediágil of those that advertise on TV when they are seeing more unemployed. In addition, three mixed drinks still owe me that you left without paying the last time.

- Shit, I still remember.
- Well, yes. Hala, go to sing at the door of the church or a bar, to see if you take some money.

Travel is essential and the thirst for travel, an intelligence net symptom Enrique Ponce Jardiel

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- Wow, Gretel, Amsterdam is amazing. I already told you that the idea of \u200b\u200btaking the interrail was fantastic.

- The truth is it's great. Look, look, how about if we go there.

"Let me see you put the sign. "La Casita de Chocolate." Mmmm, suggestive, ok, ok, Shaking Off crumbs chorizo \u200b\u200bsandwich and went inside.

- Uff, the smoke, like a Iron Maiden concert. I'm calling.

- Good night, do not come asking for money, I change cell phone company or offer credit cards? Right? "You wanted?

- Good evening, kind lady. Pueees, ahem, you know, we came to the chocolate it sells you that smells so good.

- Oh, okay, go through here and what you test. Take, take. Are you rich?

- Wow, feels great, this is it Hansel and Arguiñano?

- You'll I say, I feel transported to another world. I feel so good I'd like to buy a van, painted buntings and traveled in the world without working. Do we put more?

- Sure, sure.

- Wonderful. How much?

- 2000 €

- What? How?

- What you have heard.

- Crone. Scam. But who thinks we are? "Two children lost in the woods?

- Look, dudes, this is what you get. Do you have the money or not?

- I do not.

- Oh, no? For you, your name is Gretel right? Clean stay local to you to pay what is right and just in case I'm going to lock your friend Hansel in this room to make packets to send my merchandise for the rest of Europe. If you try to escape notice goalkeeper ogre you crush every bone in your friend until they resemble those of a chicken.

- will get rid of you, damn witch.

- Less story, take the broom and start sweeping silent. Oh, and do not ever bother to customers.

They spent

the morning, dear friends there, Gretel turned into a slave of the century and Hansel apprentice making camel.

- Hey, Hansel, you're fatter than the pig with the savings of the daughter of Bill Gates. As a follow so you will not fit through the door of the shack.

- do you, Gretel, I'm in this cage almost all day and I'm not moving. Also I can not go on a diet, the only thing that gives me food to eat are dense. I think I'm getting ready for me to swallow the chocolate and strain it well at the border.

- Relax, I have a plan to get us out and that the witch ends up in the cauldron.

- That, that, that ends with "The Oven", which is what they call the jail here. Explain the plan.

- I tell you. Going for Bleach El Payo ("ends with the dirt like a thunderbolt") I met a policeman who told me that they open the operation "Brothers Grimm" and tomorrow the jug.

- Okay, you go so far as you can handle the dough, that is going to list but do not see three in a donkey.

- Almost, almost, when you think that is placed a full ride. But I won him a lot. Take this, make a bag of yours and save it.

Ninoninoninonino.

- Everybody on the floor this is a raid.

- Shit, had to come tomorrow. Hansel What's wrong that you face?

- Glubs, I think I've swallowed the bag.

travel is essential and the thirst for travel, an intelligence net symptom Enrique Ponce Jardiel