- Beware, beware, here comes the lead soldier. Piro I will not be me 's boring start again with their battles.
- Hey guys, that such. Do not go, man, I invite you to a pint of beer.
- Mmmm "a pint? Well, if you turn red.
- I do not know about you, but I am starting to get a little tired of standing. If not for this limp drag since I was wounded in Afghanistan, I would love be active again.
- Yes, the truth is it's a shame you can not merge and go on a fucking time. Do not look, I say this because this is what you want most right? (Like I do not know your lameness is the result of jumping a wall drunk)
- Yes, I like being a soldier is y. .. the dancer, for it would travel the world in a paper boat.
- Does the streap-tease?
- If Why?
- Nothing, nothing, if it has more melons than the fruit.
- Ah, if it were not for the cocoon of the pimp.
- What? The one you threw out the window?
- Yes, that nasty rat still do not know who got involved. Where is believed to be with those elf ears? What prevented me something? No locks, no lock that atranque pure love like ours.
- What no locks? Just ask the average age of the chastity belt.
- No problem, I am a soldier of love as Marta Sanchez said.
- Ya, ya. You what you are is a lame, he should not love. Leave before you finish burning. Come, let the red jacket at the dry cleaners Cinderella and we can not eat a fish that's great served in the restaurant "The Three Bears." Let's forget about it, that with these melons there are plenty.
- Do not talk about my lady. It is so good that in its wake dead plants flourish.
- Grow, grow other things.
- Hey, that will not allow it. If I had my sword here ensartaría you right now.
- Come on, it is not as sensitive, or that out of paper. Please, if you work in a striptease.
- March. Do not stand. Have a heart of lead.
Travel is essential and the thirst for travel, an intelligence net symptom Enrique Ponce 
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