- Wow, Gretel, Amsterdam is amazing. I already told you that the idea of \u200b\u200btaking the interrail was fantastic.
- The truth is it's great. Look, look, how about if we go there.
"Let me see you put the sign. "La Casita de Chocolate." Mmmm, suggestive, ok, ok, Shaking Off crumbs chorizo \u200b\u200bsandwich and went inside.
- Uff, the smoke, like a Iron Maiden concert. I'm calling.
- Good night, do not come asking for money, I change cell phone company or offer credit cards? Right? "You wanted?
- Good evening, kind lady. Pueees, ahem, you know, we came to the chocolate it sells you that smells so good.
- Oh, okay, go through here and what you test. Take, take. Are you rich?
- Wow, feels great, this is it Hansel and ArguiƱano?
- You'll I say, I feel transported to another world. I feel so good I'd like to buy a van, painted buntings and traveled in the world without working. Do we put more?
- Sure, sure.
- Wonderful. How much?
- 2000 €
- What? How?
- What you have heard.
- Crone. Scam. But who thinks we are? "Two children lost in the woods?
- Look, dudes, this is what you get. Do you have the money or not?
- I do not.
- Oh, no? For you, your name is Gretel right? Clean stay local to you to pay what is right and just in case I'm going to lock your friend Hansel in this room to make packets to send my merchandise for the rest of Europe. If you try to escape notice goalkeeper ogre you crush every bone in your friend until they resemble those of a chicken.
- will get rid of you, damn witch.
- Less story, take the broom and start sweeping silent. Oh, and do not ever bother to customers.
the morning, dear friends there, Gretel turned into a slave of the century and Hansel apprentice making camel.
- Hey, Hansel, you're fatter than the pig with the savings of the daughter of Bill Gates. As a follow so you will not fit through the door of the shack.
- do you, Gretel, I'm in this cage almost all day and I'm not moving. Also I can not go on a diet, the only thing that gives me food to eat are dense. I think I'm getting ready for me to swallow the chocolate and strain it well at the border.
- Relax, I have a plan to get us out and that the witch ends up in the cauldron.
- That, that, that ends with "The Oven", which is what they call the jail here. Explain the plan.
- I tell you. Going for Bleach El Payo ("ends with the dirt like a thunderbolt") I met a policeman who told me that they open the operation "Brothers Grimm" and tomorrow the jug.
- Okay, you go so far as you can handle the dough, that is going to list but do not see three in a donkey.
- Almost, almost, when you think that is placed a full ride. But I won him a lot. Take this, make a bag of yours and save it.
Ninoninoninonino.
- Everybody on the floor this is a raid.
- Shit, had to come tomorrow. Hansel What's wrong that you face?
- Glubs, I think I've swallowed the bag.
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