Monday, April 28, 2008

What Is The Best Edible Ink

PINOCCHIO CINDERELLA

- Good morning. Welcome to "Cinderella, cleaning a room." What do you want?
- Hi, I wanted to leave to clean this suit how much does it cost?
- 20 €
- Wow, that face, I'm sorry but the competition "The sisters" who for 18 € I clean it up. Goodbye.
- see, godmother, I told myself. These sisters are damn unfair competition. As noted they are not independent like me. Of course, belong to a multinational and put the prices they want.
- careful, you burn your pants. You will be ash.
- and jinxed, so I call the Cinderella and so is my business.
- what you need to do is go to a good party and get away from work. So on Saturday we are going to sneak into a party of the jet-set
- But you're crazy! What if we get caught? Besides, what dress I wear?
- that is, that is, if these do not learn, and if they suspect they do not ask for fear of being wrong and not knowing twinkie. For the dress does not worry about a rent period.
- One, no. Rent two one for you and one for me, heh, heh, heh.
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Saturday came and went to the party.
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- Hello beautiful, "dance?
- Well, better move my feet, but if you insist.
- Hey, they did not do too badly. Would you take a drink?
- Okay, but only one pe that at noon I have to go.
- Why?
- is that I am in charge of an establishment for the development of clothing and tomorrow I have a very important request that I address.
- Wow, what a coincidence, because I am fashion designer. I have to give a card and call you to do business. Well, to get a drink, because the truth is you got me spellbound.
- Oops, I'm going to get flushed. I'm going to with my friend and I go back right?
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- Damn, damn, you either have flopped.
- Me? With the designer?
- But do not you know who he is? Is lined, but Amancio bill Ortega, whether to call him "the prince of fabrics
- Ah, it did not know, all I know is that it is really good.
- Well, you waiting for it!
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- Hello, I'm here again.
- Hi, sweetheart, my watch burned the minutes like hours waiting Fancy a bit of champagne?
- Cava, yes, no digging.
- Ja, ja, ha, pretty well, with a sense of humor. I think I'm falling for you.
- But you do?
- I'm gonna take this frothy brew in your shoe.
- Oops, but with the sweat sure smells bad.
- I do not care, sure that the liquid poured into your shoe tastes divine nectar.
- Uuuy, which dichooo me. Come just a drink, eh
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- Madrrrina, madrrrinaaa!
- Uf, Cinderella, as you come, you are more a tongue-tied stuttering singing Only You
- If you've only taken ten glasses of cava ICH!
- Hala, hala, caught a taxi home and still it's midnight and you and you for dragging. And you shoe?
- PSSS, I know, I will have lost out there.
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spent two days (the first hangover day I spent in bed) and the prince sought by all haute couture was not Cinderella. Tired of searching and placed a newspaper ad that read: "Wanted foot (and body) of a beautiful lady to fill the shoes left empty my heart." Multitude of suitors answered the ad but none was Cinderella. And so time passed, until one day ....
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- Good, I come to pick a dress that my friend left a day before.
- It teaches me the ticket, please. Okay, now serving her Cinderella! The suit
ticket number 135 - Yeah, go, go.
- ... Do you? I've got you looking for an eternity, more than a month.
- Oh, no, the prince of the fabrics and I with this hair!
- I do not care if your scruffy good looks, do not you see I'm crazy for you?. Come along and ride a dry cleaning franchise. Do you?
- Yes, I want.