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RED RIDING HOOD PETER PAN

- Good morning. Where are you Riding Hood?

- Good morning Comrade Squirrel. I will along the way to grandmother a basket of pamphlets and proclamations of the party.

- But still there?

- Grandma? Yes, it's time The Passion yet war continues.

- No, I meant the Communist Party.

- Of course, one day all these people who have eaten the worm capitalist brain will notice and we will all live in harmony without anyone being better than anyone. Raised fists victoriously.

- Uff, as careful when lifting the arm because you sing a little sobaquillo, in addition to fist you seem so stingy. Oh, and beware I think it goes Wolf out there, you know, that secret CIA agent who knows all world.

- Thanks buddy for your warnings.

- Bye.

- No, God, no, to Lenin.

- Hey Little Red Riding Hood "where are you going?

- Good Mr Lobo. Going for a ride to grandma's house to take the bread basket of cakes ...

- Ah, cakes, mmmm, I would kill for a pie could try one?

- No, but my grandmother who is angry. Well, I have a bit of a hurry. Until then Mr Lobo and I hope he finds the CIA.

- How?

- that until then and I hope to find more company.

- Well, see you soon. By the way, if you want to go before the old house there is a shortcut.

While Riding Hood The Red and naive he took the shortcut El Lobo (much nougat) came before the grandmother's house and stopped for exaltation of terrorism. To trick Little Red Riding Hood (who called so because it was a strange motorcycle helmet shaped pot everywhere) disguised himself as a drag queen trying to look like old grandma that if, but modern.

- Hello Grandma loves .... traigoooo that you rarely see today. What big ears you have.

- That's because of some GM foods that I took, no one knows what you eat today.

- May ojos más grandes tienes.

- Es por el colirio que me los agranda.

- Y ... que dientes tan grandes tienes .... y torcidos. Tenías que haberte puesto un aparato cuando eras pequeña.

- Son para hincar el diente a todos los enemigos del capitalismo. ¡Quedas detenida por consumista!

- ¿Por consumista? Entonces tendrías que detener a todo el mundo.
- Sabes muy bien lo que quiero decir, rojilla, que eres más roja que el vestido de Papa Noel (que también es sospechoso). Detenida por comunista.

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En el instante en que El Lobo iba a colocarle las esposas (Or female part of the marriage) appears the woodcutter, who was the visible head (for that was very large) union loggers.

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- Listen, Mr. Lobo, does not believe that is outside its jurisdiction.

- Well, could occur to ....

- And do not you know it is over the Cold War. Is now Afghanistan, Iraq, and half of Africa. Get to go after those terrorist bastards and leave the girl alone so that it becomes unbearable quietly in a teenager with hormones altered.

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And so Wolf had to leave in peace Riding Hood The Red and leave with their tails between their legs (ie, in place, it would not take him in the head right?)

travel is essential and the thirst for travel a symptom of intelligence net Enrique Ponce Jardiel