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- It is me again playing the clapper.

- Of course, it is their work.

- Okay, but do not pull so strong that no stone is going to boot me.

- What happens is that you have very sensitive.

- What to expect? I spent the day Toulon Toulon Toulon Toulon.

- At least touch you, I to be tiny just touch me for lunch and when they do that joke.

- Besides your name now is associated more with the fairy of Peter Pan or hangs in the human mouth.

- You are only encouraging. Nor you are the bell of the Puerta del Sol, eh, you do not have chime or anything.

- Okay, okay, no jingling so loud that my head hurts.

- No wonder, with such a big head.

- Wow, little but Powerful. Let's talk about something more cheerful, for example, the face that will put humans to swallow the grapes for this year.

- Yes, that's funny, some seem to eat grapes instead of being constipated.

- I always doubt people who put these faces is due to choke or if presenters at television.

- Thank God they are grapes and melons that if no algunooo

- Sure there are people who take raisins, are those who hear bells and do not know where.

- Bah, that matters, it's really good is to start the year off right.

Well, that, writing from the old (year, eh) Happy New Year! also a leap year (twice nap yujuuu).

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BELL BLACK SHEEP





- You here again?
- Pss, is I can not sleep.
- For human mind.
- Quito, Quito, so ugly they are as I have nightmares.

- Ya, ya, you get out your pen and come along here on the town do not know what to do. Sure you have your pastor crazy.

- Well, so what, I the next day as much grass as anyone, and I have the wool over so soft that no, the Norit me laugh that. He sees leagues that I'm the best, sure that one day even make me a statue. "A black sheep wool as more"

- Quiet, Ronaldinho. You had more wool or hair that King Kong or any human that I know.

-not compare, my hair is different from them, to me shorn.

- And they came shorn, but as finished watching King Kong shot and uploaded by the walls of the Empire State. A very rare form of tourism.

- What about human?

- shearing but also came from other causes. So be careful and do not shorn a day too.

- Nah, that's why I am more calm but my wool is highly prized, humans sure the black me think I have bad taste.

- Do not be sheep, look at these when sink your teeth are not at all racist. Do not look if the leg is white sheep, black, gold ... They eat up the sheep Dolly.

- Dolly? That's an opportunist. The choice would be me but damn was an outlet larger than Pisa (the tower, that is)

- Ya, if you get to clone you, we would have the fields filled with sheep revelers. I do not give it with cheese, wool and a cardan ..

- Uff not give me stories, do not be so Seriot, sure that you sour milk and cheese so they'll do.

- Of course you are more expensive than a ram, so I think yours is to eat separately.

- Okay, okay, I'm going to jump fences with those elsewhere.

- Bee

- I, I

Dedicated
I zampa lamb this weekend in Segovia and sheep cheese that I took. Ahhhh, yum, yum.

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THE DUCKLING UGLY FEET

- Have you seen how successful it is now the ugly duckling?

- Damn, girl, since I rode him out the pub pickups everywhere.

- The bad thing is that he went a little success that duck head you have, whether to create a swan and all.

- The truth is I do not know you have but it is to pluck their beaks.

- Do you? But if you can not say more than four cuacs without squawking.

- Yeah, but have these wanderings .....

- What I tell you, it is believed Daffy Duck, Donald or someone similar. Look, look, here comes.

- Hello, legs, you are such a peak we "?

- But what did you think? What are some legs anyone? You go and the chicken chop.

- Eh, eh, I'm just trying to be friendly with you.

- and a duck egg!

- Do not get so she called the Seven Little Kids, for you do not know, I've hired as security personnel.

- goat? Bastards is that is, that the other day they let a friend of mine because he was wearing sneakers on the feet.

- Hey, if you're interested to be with someone as famous as what I say and point, you have beautiful feathers but it is for you to strut. So if you're interested I'll be sitting there, if you come, I invite you to something.

- What? A dirty water that you give, that is to say that the bags pond. You screwed me.

- Look, I'm going Chati, I said, I hope there.

- PSSS, but what does she think? for me and you can go gawk around.

- Do you really not interested in anything at all?

- Well no, to me as if I left as a drinking ducks.

- Ah, no? mmmmmm where he was going to be?

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- Pff, I'm tired of walking.

- I notice, I notice. Gives off a whiff of that and would like to cheese Cabrales.

- spoke who could, who is free of mold cast the first stone. Or do you think you smell better? Remember that you are my twin.

- Twin? Am I not a foot?

- yet graciosillo above, go, me you wrinkled with laughter.

- Come, come, do not be angry that I gave rise to it, and you'll leave a bunion. Do not say anything serious, it was just a little joke. What you need to tell us that we hold is that a little rest and relaxation after a swim, those who stay longer than a candy sucked.

- Ah, now that I needed. Since it is given by sports has crushed me. They said I had to set foot on land once and now the rate is given for running. I prefer a hundred times when you try to dance and step to that is by his side, at least you know other feet even in these circumstances.

- When tread is ok, but when you pisaaaaan. The other day I put up a foot step on me instead of me because I had a nail stuck as mussels. Come on, that its owner rather than a man like a hawk.

- we have no complaint there, uh, ever think we're going to nail a funeral but at least no one strung. In that sense you have to put their feet.

- If we kill someone sent us a flat feet to stop. Imagine, arrested for murdering so and so with their feet .... and in the headlines, "the murderer of foot strikes again"

- Uff, you will thumb so much thinking. You agree that you already aired.

- Of course you do not give rise to the imagination huh?

- I prefer to be more practical, I know I can not walk on water unless it's skiing.

- Yes, yes, and now you come with me "there is no way Walker is made by walking" clear, as Antonio said this because he did not have to suffer what they suffered their feet to walk.

- You always look for the three-foot cat. Come, come, walk on.

- How many feet left to reach?

Footnote: Those feet, though known, are not mine.

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- Uooo, go nap. What are you doing?
- Leo.
- Oh, and I thought you were a Capricorn.

- No, no, you're like a goat, I am free but what I meant is that I was reading a newspaper to find out what's new on the forest.

- Huy, because I spent before the filming of a documentary two miles upstream.
- A shooting? Oh, and I with these hairs.
- Let's clean your teeth with the bone of a gazelle that I do not think they come here.
- You of course, as and went out in a documentary, nor that he was the Metro Golden Meyer.

- not much but, modesty aside, I went very well, with a mighty roar, my graceful figure, I loaded a zebra who was passing by, as I said everything very well except for one small detail ...

- What happened?
- I filmed during copulation.
- What do you filmed Francis Ford Copula?

- not dull, not that I caught in action with my lion. And do not say because it has endured, eh? I behave like a lion.

- "Then why do you ask?

- all cool because I called the whole herd to see the film and when I saw right in the conjugal act is Descojonado all laugh like hyenas and my puppies were perplexed.

- what animals, at least they should have put a little sign of "documentary is not recommended for puppies"

- still above that do not charge copyright or by putting our name to a car, a city, several toys , a region ..... not have the delicacy of placing an ad for our puppies.

- would have to pay us with a good steak to sink my teeth well.
- A dandelion!
- Of course, there will be a big cat.
- No Rujas me, I Rujas, I meant that in the meadow there is a dandelion flower.
- Aaaah see, we can claim up to Mother Nature.
- You should not eat that lawyer. Easy for a steak you no longer know who to sue.

- is that I miss the days of Roman circuses where Christians and gladiators merendábamos according to the menu.

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HANDKERCHIEFS LIONS AND LUCAS

- I'm fed up.

- No, you're up to what comes out of the nose, eh, mocolindo.

- Ha ha, very funny, I laugh descoso. What I am is sick of me using for all the other day I even used to clean a shoe, I is entering complex cloth.

- Come, come, do not be so bad, so Bordadita and pijito as you do not think you concerned that bad.

- That was the beginning, that he was sorry to blow their noses on me, but now I could put in the washing machine from time to time that I have a booger stuck here since the Pleistocene. Even think he'll be here forever and goes with the rest chieftain.

- cone, you have the Al Capone of the mucus.

- You see, I expect that I only used to play blind man's buff but some cleaning I could use. The last time I was aired the football game last Sunday.

- Do not complain, the worse would be a tissue, you use and then throw you. They do have a short life. Even those used to clean the cu ...

- The cu ...?

- The notebook the other day the child stained with the slurry.

- I when it happened is really bad when I rinsed the tears. I get a penalty.

- Sometimes you cry with laughter.

- Yes, I went the other day, it was found with a childhood friend who long ago that he saw, began to remember old times and ended up crying with laughter. They parted at the station when the train was leaving me shaken. For you see, after so long they are.

- is that the world is a small .

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- I think I saw a cute kitten.

- Wow, is the first time that a mouse tries to chat with me.

- Eh, eh, do not get cat, no mouse, hamster and also Russian.

- Since I noticed you a funny accent, but I thought it was you were drunk because you were walking around in a circle like a drunk on a lamppost.

- acknowledge that one shot of vodka every now and then falls, but no big deal. I just wanted to be nice and you and you get your nails.

- Okay, okay, then I will say that to me look very cute.

- Thanks. Then you have very big eyes.

- the better to see.

- .... and ears very great.

- better to hear you.

- Oops, do not continue on this path that is not why but now the word no longer seems cute a compliment.

- No, quiet, I was just playing around. You know, the typical game of cat and mouse.

- So you want to tell you, I'd rather play a game of Trivial or letters.

- I can you sniff?

- Yes, but not screw it up eh?

- Are you calling me clumsy? Nor do I have loaded so much, I leave scratch marks on the furniture of my owner, but nothing more.

- I was referring to not meddle leg into the cage.

- Ah, okay, not the meter. Only to know that smell.

- Oh yeah? Do I smell?

- A vodka, rascal.

- Vale and the little joke, eh. I just do not overdo it with your seven lives in an instant.

- Relax, superratón.
- Well, make peace that seems Tom and Jerry.

- Okay, gimme five.

- When you retract the claws.

- Sorry, was a reflex.

- Ya, ya.

A Aynara, the owner of these cute little animals.

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OFELIA WINDOWS


- See if I cleaned once that look like the window of a horror movie.
- If you only need crack.

- Oops, that's that I hear in the morning. The humidity in here to me cala chips and of course, already has an age, should retire to a place where there was sun, the Cayman Islands for example.

- you say, if, as here we do not live anywhere, do not you see that we have seen?, Are an incomparable setting. Do not you realize that if you go to a site of these would have to change your name and we will call windows.

- Ay, now that no, I have no idea of \u200b\u200bEnglish.

- Yeah, well I'm not sure if they would have to hold your handlebars and open up in reverse, as driving on the other side as we are also open to the upside.

- Eh, eh, my handle and not handle it any less if I get twisted up backwards. What a pain!

- course is to take it out from nerves.

- I tremble at the thought crystals.

- What they could do was get a shutter to protect a little bit.

- Or at least get a double window to make me good company.

- Hey, I think I am? A bad company?

- Do not chips, they did not say why. What happens is that you are over there and when you get the shade I have seen you and I get bored a lot.

- Worse is that I put a security fence, then it seems you'd be talking to a prison window.

- You're right. What I meant is that you're fun to me, I break in two.

- Already heading.

- Ups.

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SPIDER GOATS

- Have you heard those pigs? They wanted to make a revolution in the farm, gave a rally before yesterday trying to convince us that we should reveal to the establishment. They're like cops.

- They think they are donkeys, all want is to come to power them to impose their system and then more of the same. Sometimes it pisses me take me for a fool, I'll be like a goat but I'm not an asshole.

- Ssssh, ruminations not so high, we must be careful in case. Got my big ears that the sound of a sheep, I think such a Dolly, the cloned and now want to make more equal and thus have the most votes.

- will bastards!

- Me, I even sour milk when I think about it. I wanted a goat, but as the farm is no way. Makes you want to shoot for the mountain goat and become

- A goat? Want to leave beard?
- No, no, have a small goatee, a baby, come on.

- Are not you a little young for that? If I were you I would spend only the cheese and leave it to be a mother for later. Moreover, even you are single and there is much loose goat and goat.

- now, let sucker, but the maternal instinct is the maternal instinct. I hope that the only hair that I take to be mats, not anyone want to be a hammerhead.
- While you do not have a kid who wants to be the goat of the legion, no problem.
- If you're taking a normal celebrate the Chivas.

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- Sorry, what were you saying?

- No, no, I have not said a peep.

- Ah, I thought I heard you say something.

- perhaps speaking only, I'm pissed off at the turkey farm front, the very asshole told me that my mother was a dick. Just to hear that I had to put cock and tell my mother hen no other and has very well laid eggs.

- Bah, do not be angry you know that just says silly things.

- Yeah, but is that the guy is believed the king of fried chicken. I plucked. One day I ride a chicken that is going to drop the chin.

- Do not listen to that cocky, thinks he is a peacock and it's not a vassal.

- You are right will we have a snack?

- I do not know, I know, my mother always told me be careful because I can finish cebarme roast.

- Ya, my mine also tells me that I behave like a headless chicken, but I think for a snack out there end up in a fricassee.

- You go to know, when you hear a man say that chick oh so good! they think of you spinning on a spit, and when you look legs not because they're beautiful, it is because they think of fried stilts.

- Do you do that? Well I do not understand, I have even heard that there are humans who have a lot of pen.

- Now and there is one that is chicken but that does not mean anything.

- is having some eggs ...

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- Where are you from?
- I was at home watching TV button one time while making a web with cross stitch.
- Well, I went home before yesterday but Clotilde I have been a disappointment ....
- What happened?
- I was told that there in the ceiling was a chandelier, so eager to find out who lived in that house spider glass climbed to the top. I began to call the lady of the house but no one came to me.
- As you can see that field. So you humans call that kind of lamps.

- Hell, as the lamp had called bird or bat, but no spider. Has the spider what I of mosquito.

- Mmmm, mosquitoes. I love as an appetizer, but there's nothing like eating a fly well gordota.

- I caught the other day 4 in my web, if you want to invite you.
- Four? Go cloth. Do not you're swinging?

- And a spider egg, that's nothing, I thought they would not go down but we see that among them were a bit pissed and did not realize where they were going.

- Speaking of webs, weaving I had a couple of days and is a jerk tears out the fabric and starts jumping. Lately with the success of the Spiderman movie people swinging a bit.

- What you gonna tell me if the other day I had to put up with a guy who told me all the time "pícame, pícame" "I want to give me your powers." When he saw that not case was vile insect called me up. Insect "I", but to be believed, I am a spider and proud.

- Oh, if it comes to telling that to the black widow carried it clear that tree. I think it has had five males and five cuajjjj clear.

- Now that's a quick divorce.

- I if I see one of those legs I walk out, I have eight and are very fast.

- So you want to tell you, I expect to Kiss of the Spider Woman.

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