- Pss, pss, Aurora, Auroraaaaa awake!
- Uoooo sorry, Puri, but im narcolépsica.
- Narcoooqué Do you drugs?
- No, no, is that I have a sleeping sickness that causes me irresistible sleepiness and fall asleep anywhere. I started at the age of 16 and since then I never cease to fall asleep anywhere, and I and 4 and a half years but it seems that I've been 100. I think it was a I cast a curse that they call the Gypsy Rueca not buy the rosemary that sold.
- Chung, right? While looking on the bright side you could fall asleep in class and the teacher did not tell you anything.
- Ya, ya, you will seem funny but do not know the number of boyfriends that left me having sex because I fell asleep on top (or below) them. I thought it went well with them and of course, went away all angry. Thankfully now I have a boyfriend who understands me and treats me like a princess.
- Jo, lucky and glad. Have a photo of him?
- Yes, here in the mobile phone. Mira.
- Mmm, ejem, ¿ese es tu novio?
- Si ¿porqué?
- Porqueeee, uf, a ver como te lo digo. Puees, con ese me acosté yo el sábado pasado.
- ¿Queeee?
- Si, yo ya llevaba viéndolo dos semanas en el pub al que voy habitualmente. Nos conocimos el sábado, tomamos una copa, otra copa ... y la última ya sabes donde. Perdona, pero yo no sabía que tenía novia, y menos que fueras tú.
- Será cabrón, como lo coja lo convierto en rana. Aprovecha que estoy durmiendo y no me entero para irse por ahí.
- Lo siento, la verdad es que si que debe fastidiar ser narconosequé.
- Uy, si hasta en San Juan I fell asleep the fire jumping and of course, I fell in and when I woke up, looked like a cartoon character's ass by soaking in a bucket of water. Uff, even smelled like steak.
- I guess you Isinbayeva jumping more than that. You sure you fall asleep to swimming, the streetlights that you've swallowed.
- What you gonna say, if one day I fell asleep doing bungee jumping. The horrible truth is that it gives you the feeling of being constantly put in his pajamas.
- You quiet, woman, I'll introduce you to a guy I know who has a coffee maker, and I do not mean the machine to make coffee, but a company that collects and produces coffee.
- Do not be named Juan Valdez?
- No, this is dressed like a prince, always in fashion and say that resurrects kisses.
- Give me your phone number now.
Travel is essential and the thirst for travel, an intelligence net symptom Enrique Ponce 
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