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- Uff, look again Simbad El Marino in magazines is not going tipitos BADV but having eh? and look at all these bellezón around him. Of course not cut anything, lives in full swing, you must be rich to the dirt.

- Dirt? Be satiety.

- No, no, dirt. When you spend all day surrounded by staining them tickets. It would be wrong to engage in one of you are.

- Excuse me, can tell us something of Sinbad?

- Yes, we said that hopefully I'll find one like him.

- Like that? That is a simbadrguenza. I tell you I finished well because of him.

- Selling coupons ONCE? Sir ..?

- Matias, but everyone calls me Cyclops. Small by a crash on the bike I was missing an eye and from that all children would say "do not see cycle, cycle sees" and over the time I was Cyclops.

- OK, so it has to do with Sinbad the Sailor?

- To see (or not, in my case) you do not still do not see the two eyes. Well, what annoyed me the other Sinbad. One day he came to partying with friends on the island where I lived, the girlfriend he was going to sail but the truth is that it was a bachelor. I worked as a doorman at a nightclub (before fat, eh) and did not want to miss this group because they came with fishing poles. Then Sinbad, who had a good hake fish, I got all cocky and told me it was for a joke to the bounce and catch a few girls. Total that we engaged in a heated discussion and I accidentally stuck the rod tip in the good eye. First, I apologized and begged me not to file charges, he knew a boss of the ONCE I was going to plug and would earn double what he earned as a janitor.

- And accepted for so little?

- Yes, I was tired of working as a janitor and I had been bad for a change of scenery. But that was the day that, then began to boast around saying that he had beaten a giant they called Cyclops.

- And how is rich? Is it true that he made his fortune browsing?

- Pss, is a half truth, on a cruise she met a dog named Pancho who won big money playing the lottery, got drunk and in the heat of battle did alcohol Pancho its shipping partner. Now look at all ports a boat "Sinbad", and began building small boats and yachts style now more than 20 feet.

- Well, I understood that he enrolled in a boat and a storm tossed it to an island where he had to work for a slave trader and elephant ivory as a reward for his work gave him the freedom and good fortune.

- Now, now, is that the kid is very inventive. The ship was cruising, the storm was the stomach, to serve drinks a mongrel called to work as a slave trafficker of elephants anything, the closest thing he saw was an elephant's trunk he wore, and as I told you that became a partner in his shipping company and made a fortune.

"Well, instead Sinbad The Sailor Sinbad could call fantasy. Give me two coupons.

- Toma.

- Well, nice or rather simbádtico, goodbye.
- Bye.

crisis Damn, what to do today to sell a ticket.

Travel is essential and the thirst for travel, an intelligence net symptom Enrique Ponce Jardiel

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- Are not you Peter thread?

- Pan, Peter Pan But do not tell how high I'm incognito. Wendy you are right?

- Wow, you still remember me.

- Of course, I always wondered how such a pretty girl was always surrounded younger siblings and never boys. How are you doing?

- You see, working here as a waitress in "Neverland." And you? Are you a detective?. You just said you were incognito.

- No, I am a secret policeman. I'm watching the mustache who sits next to the window, called Hook and care is a pirate.

- When you need a hand?

- In that. She started selling fake watches, then went to the CD and then to the counterfeit clothing, selling the famous crocodile clothes but with apparatus on the teeth. Now is the head of an organization dedicated to candy to pass illegally.

- Candy?

- Yes, women, those who are inside pica pica. Only in this case are filled with pure cocaine.

- Wow, sure hand that he lost because of a bad deal with a drug dealer.

- No, that was because of a crocodile. He caught the sleeve on the machine you had to fake the poles and it ate Lorex hand and he was wearing. Look, I feel someone with him. I will call the agent to prepare Bell.

* Waitress, Waitress

- Oops, I called the hook that, I'll see what he wants.

* Hello, beautiful, bring me a rum and coke .. tail a beer for my friend Smee. You see that ass quickie move, eh.

- bring it now.

* Well, muffin, that's fast. Want some candy or something else? To you kidnapped me and took you for a boat I have, so we have a good time. Hey, baby what I say?

- Hey, stop sobarme. Kittens do not know what haunts you, but I'm not one of those. Pirate rather than pirate.

* Huh?

. Oops

agent, Bell, Bell staff, tell the Lost Boys and entering.

- Alto, this is a raid! Mr. Hook, is you stopped, put his hands on the back we're going to handcuff you have a right a. ..

* A wife?, Go now, Noob, do not you see I have only one hand?. Besides, they charged me?

- Traffic candy.

* Yeah, well, I have some Strepsils. Take, Is it going to stop for this?

- I really wanted to give those who have in the pocket of his jacket.

- Thank you, Wendy, so Strepsils, eh. This padding is not for the throat, eh. Take him, please.

- I hope you rot, Sobon, Sobon more.

- Heh, heh, well I like Wendy, with character. Toma, pointing my phone number if you want a days left to chat about old times call me.

- I will.

Travel is essential and the thirst for travel, an intelligence net symptom Enrique Ponce Jardiel