- Uff, look again Simbad El Marino in magazines is not going tipitos BADV but having eh? and look at all these bellezón around him. Of course not cut anything, lives in full swing, you must be rich to the dirt.
- Dirt? Be satiety.
- No, no, dirt. When you spend all day surrounded by staining them tickets. It would be wrong to engage in one of you are.
- Excuse me, can tell us something of Sinbad?
- Yes, we said that hopefully I'll find one like him.
- Like that? That is a simbadrguenza. I tell you I finished well because of him.
- Selling coupons ONCE? Sir ..?
- Matias, but everyone calls me Cyclops. Small by a crash on the bike I was missing an eye and from that all children would say "do not see cycle, cycle sees" and over the time I was Cyclops.
- OK, so it has to do with Sinbad the Sailor?
- To see (or not, in my case) you do not still do not see the two eyes. Well, what annoyed me the other Sinbad. One day he came to partying with friends on the island where I lived, the girlfriend he was going to sail but the truth is that it was a bachelor. I worked as a doorman at a nightclub (before fat, eh) and did not want to miss this group because they came with fishing poles. Then Sinbad, who had a good hake fish, I got all cocky and told me it was for a joke to the bounce and catch a few girls. Total that we engaged in a heated discussion and I accidentally stuck the rod tip in the good eye. First, I apologized and begged me not to file charges, he knew a boss of the ONCE I was going to plug and would earn double what he earned as a janitor.
- And accepted for so little?
- Yes, I was tired of working as a janitor and I had been bad for a change of scenery. But that was the day that, then began to boast around saying that he had beaten a giant they called Cyclops.
- And how is rich? Is it true that he made his fortune browsing?
- Pss, is a half truth, on a cruise she met a dog named Pancho who won big money playing the lottery, got drunk and in the heat of battle did alcohol Pancho its shipping partner. Now look at all ports a boat "Sinbad", and began building small boats and yachts style now more than 20 feet.
- Well, I understood that he enrolled in a boat and a storm tossed it to an island where he had to work for a slave trader and elephant ivory as a reward for his work gave him the freedom and good fortune.
- Now, now, is that the kid is very inventive. The ship was cruising, the storm was the stomach, to serve drinks a mongrel called to work as a slave trafficker of elephants anything, the closest thing he saw was an elephant's trunk he wore, and as I told you that became a partner in his shipping company and made a fortune.
"Well, instead Sinbad The Sailor Sinbad could call fantasy. Give me two coupons.
- Toma.
- Well, nice or rather simbádtico, goodbye.
- Bye.
- Bye.
crisis Damn, what to do today to sell a ticket.
Travel is essential and the thirst for travel, an intelligence net symptom Enrique Ponce 
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