What Does Bikini Underwear Say About You

WAS WHAT?

New year, new section this year, try mixing a bit of everything I did before to see that out there, start with know what became of the characters in the story ended after this. How? What good times to start the year? What are we in April? Ay, ay, ay, when it comes to casaaaa .....

What happened to ....?

* Bambi - When his mother died after learning that his father had the biggest horns throughout the forest first became therapy sessions with Dr. Topo. As there was decided to try his luck in showbiz and made the movie "Bambi, Luci, Bom and other fawns of the heap", then tested in the competition on television 1,2,3,4,5,6. Although some success finally got tired of that scene and turned to fashion design began with the loincloth of tiger and after an economic crisis (less fabric and more expensive) ended up inventing a leopard thong.

* The Ugly Duckling - After becoming a swan moved by his kind heart could not allow anyone else to suffer the contempt which he suffered when he was ugly. So set up an agency for boys (sorry, for ducks) so that no leg suffered blunder on the part of anyone and in any way whatsoever, feel the world's most beautiful legs. On Saturday night he enjoyed acting, he had great pen.

* Red Riding Hood - We know that in his adolescence he said the Communist Party. As they say was with Che and Fidel freeing Cuba. It was a few years in this beautiful island but grew on the mojito too and had to go to Alcoholics Anonymous to detoxify. There, to his surprise, he found himself with the wolf that was in a senior position in the Guantanamo prison, and as to the tail is all pure wolf put on by the above and ran off the island. Today I think he wants to mount a nursing union.

* White - Even as the prince had gone to see a football game, was with friends the 7 dwarfs in a bar, with the bad luck that there was a raid and, upon learning that his name was Snow White took a cocaine dealer and the jug. The 7 Dwarfs who escaped because they mistook them for some children dressed (wearing Zara clothing children) called the prince. This, upon hearing the news, he called a lawyer who seems like a smart and even today still litigating (did I say that counsel was ready pint)

* The Pied Piper. Fed up with rats and children decided to join the great orchestra of Russian ballet, but his flute still had suggestive powers and every time he touched fell in love with the dancers and the female audience. This product with as many females lay queries (poetic) until one day her husband came to one of them and made him swallow his flute (musical instrument ....) This product was flautitis acute, as there were specialists in the field had to call Dr. House which serves as both a hole for stitching.

Travel is essential and the thirst for travel, an intelligence net symptom Jardiel Enrique Ponce

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ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES

In his Sunday morning bike ride through the woods, Ali Baba saw 40 men in suits on their way to a large rock. Hmm, or are shooting the fourth film in the Matrix or this is very suspicious, he thought.

- Make your parsley, one said.
- Sesame idiot, sesame, you just think about the green color of the tickets.
Open Sesame! "He said. And the great rock voluptuous sculpture by Botero moved.

- I already told you to hide all that money we took from banks to customers without them learning in one place is a great idea.

- The truth is that with so many illegal bank charges and those cents more to remove them without them know we covered. This money is more black than the future of chicken between a pride of lions.

- Ha ha ha, back to continue telling the governments of the countries we do not have liquidity and we're going to have to close, that donkeys are what they think they've done with these lavish benefits that we won year after year? . Hear the word crisis and now enters their funk. Come on, guys, let's take a little longer.

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mounted their Porsches and left. As soon as they were, Ali Baba said the magic words and entered the cave. What he saw there caused him such an impression that From that moment he would be called Ali Babas, as could not fail to secrete the viscous fluid when someone said the word "money." We did something like Pavlov's dog but with the money. His first thought was to cancel their accounts, then hide the money as did his grandfather under the mattress, and later set up a bank itself. The last idea was dismissed because he disliked were dressed as bankers. I have to take all the money they can now, without that it becomes hard to not find out, and then come back later. And he did.

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The next day became the bankers with a trailer full of money to deposit it in his cave tax. But upon entering the first, slipped. The same happened with the second, third and fourth.

- What about kids, you are stunned or what?

- No, we've slipped on this viscous substance that is in soil.

- Mmm, what will?. It seems baba.

- Ay, ay, ay, we have won! So at first glance missing

€ 6527.29 - With 31 cents I would say.

- Yes, that, sorry, is nerves.

- Let the slime trail to see where it leads.

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The trail led them first to a bar, then to a house appointments, then a disk, and finally to the house of Ali Babas. But no one was there. Ali Babas had gone to sleep at the home of one of the many friends he made that day.

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When he awoke with a hangover Ali Babas went to his house but saw men in black suits and even whistling to hide his head was not very lucid suspected what was happening. Swallowed (almost drowned, so baba) and headed for the nearest car hire to rent a truck. Was assembled and went to the cave where all the money loaded on the truck. This time I get caught, he thought. He went to a hotel, stuck a shower to remove the slime with their remains, and put a towel under his chin in case.

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bankers this time only managed to reach the hotel, and there disappeared the trail of Ali Babas.

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Moral: already told our grandmothers, my boy, good hygiene is important.

Travel is essential and the thirst for travel, an intelligence net symptom Enrique Ponce Jardiel