Monday, September 29, 2008

Can Step Throat Cause Swollen Gums?



- Are not you Peter thread?
- Pan, Peter Pan But do not tell how high I'm incognito. Wendy you are right?
- Wow, you still remember me.
- Of course, I always wondered how such a pretty girl was always surrounded younger siblings and never boys. How are you doing?
- You see, working here as a waitress in "Neverland." And you? Are you a detective?. You just said you were incognito.
- No, I am a secret policeman. I'm watching the mustache who sits next to the window, called Hook and care is a pirate.
- When you need a hand?
- In that. She started selling fake watches, then went to the CD and then to the counterfeit clothing, selling the famous crocodile clothes but with apparatus on the teeth. Now is the head of an organization dedicated to candy to pass illegally.
- Candy?
- Yes, women, those who are inside pica pica. Only in this case are filled with pure cocaine.
- Wow, sure hand that he lost because of a bad deal with a drug dealer.
- No, that was because of a crocodile. He caught the sleeve on the machine you had to fake the poles and it ate Lorex hand and he was wearing. Look, I feel someone with him. I will call the agent to prepare Bell.
* Waitress, Waitress
- Oops, I called the hook that, I'll see what he wants.
* Hello, beautiful, bring me a rum and coke .. tail a beer for my friend Smee. You see that ass quickie move, eh.
- bring it now.
* Well, muffin, that's fast. Want some candy or something else? To you kidnapped me and took you for a boat I have, so we have a good time. Hey, baby what I say?
- Hey, stop sobarme. Kittens do not know what haunts you, but I'm not one of those. Pirate rather than pirate.
* Huh?
. Oops
agent, Bell, Bell staff, tell the Lost Boys and entering.
- Alto, this is a raid! Mr. Hook, is you stopped, put his hands on the back we're going to handcuff you have a right a. ..
* A wife?, Go now, Noob, do not you see I have only one hand?. Besides, they charged me?
- Traffic candy.
* Yeah, well, I have some Strepsils. Take, Is it going to stop for this?
- I really wanted to give those who have in the pocket of his jacket.
- Thank you, Wendy, so Strepsils, eh. This padding is not for the throat, eh. Take him, please.
- I hope you rot, Sobon, Sobon more.
- Heh, heh, well I like Wendy, with character. Toma, pointing my phone number if you want a days left to chat about old times call me.
- I will.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

London Ontarioprams For Sale

SLEEPING BEAUTY ALADDIN

- Pss, pss, Aurora, Auroraaaaa awake!
- Uoooo sorry, Puri, but im narcolépsica.
- Narcoooqué Do you drugs?
- No, no, is that I have a sleeping sickness that causes me irresistible sleepiness and fall asleep anywhere. I started at the age of 16 and since then I never cease to fall asleep anywhere, and I and 4 and a half years but it seems that I've been 100. I think it was a I cast a curse that they call the Gypsy Rueca not buy the rosemary that sold.
- Chung, right? While looking on the bright side you could fall asleep in class and the teacher did not tell you anything.
- Ya, ya, you will seem funny but do not know the number of boyfriends that left me having sex because I fell asleep on top (or below) them. I thought it went well with them and of course, went away all angry. Thankfully now I have a boyfriend who understands me and treats me like a princess.
- Jo, lucky and glad. Have a photo of him?
- Yes, here in the mobile phone. Mira.
- Mmm, ejem, ¿ese es tu novio?
- Si ¿porqué?
- Porqueeee, uf, a ver como te lo digo. Puees, con ese me acosté yo el sábado pasado.
- ¿Queeee?
- Si, yo ya llevaba viéndolo dos semanas en el pub al que voy habitualmente. Nos conocimos el sábado, tomamos una copa, otra copa ... y la última ya sabes donde. Perdona, pero yo no sabía que tenía novia, y menos que fueras tú.
- Será cabrón, como lo coja lo convierto en rana. Aprovecha que estoy durmiendo y no me entero para irse por ahí.
- Lo siento, la verdad es que si que debe fastidiar ser narconosequé.
- Uy, si hasta en San Juan I fell asleep the fire jumping and of course, I fell in and when I woke up, looked like a cartoon character's ass by soaking in a bucket of water. Uff, even smelled like steak.
- I guess you Isinbayeva jumping more than that. You sure you fall asleep to swimming, the streetlights that you've swallowed.
- What you gonna say, if one day I fell asleep doing bungee jumping. The horrible truth is that it gives you the feeling of being constantly put in his pajamas.
- You quiet, woman, I'll introduce you to a guy I know who has a coffee maker, and I do not mean the machine to make coffee, but a company that collects and produces coffee.
- Do not be named Juan Valdez?
- No, this is dressed like a prince, always in fashion and say that resurrects kisses.
- Give me your phone number now.