Riiing, Riiing
- Illuminations Aladdin Hello?
- Hey, Aladdin what time you going out? Remember that today we are left to carry the kids for dinner.
- I'm not going to power, my uncle fucker is making me clean the entire store, lamp to lamp. It is also to month and I am a two candles.
- Two candles? If you work in a lamp store will be two bulbs, I say.
- Ha ha, very funny you are, and I wanted to see I love you clean by hand lamp to lamp, without Cillit Bang, or Disiclin, or the steward of Mr. Clean, or anything.
- Well, you pulled a mild, Noob.
- Brr, these partying and here I am rubbing lamps. Mmmm, let's see what makes this lamp? Call 902000000 and will illuminate your life. Pfff a shit ad, sure you call and enter the draw for a car or you want to sell something. But hey, I'll tease a bit to my uncle and spend a little phone to have me learn not working so late.
- Good afternoon "dooon?
- Aladdin.
- Good gift Aladdin, you have been blessed with a public relations class, ask what he wants he would achieve this.
- A public relations?
- If called Eugene and ... believe me is a phenomenon. You know what they say about the wizards of finance?. Well that's nothing compared to what we can do our public relations. In fact once you know him call him genius and not Eugene. He will also be your disposión for whatever you want 24 hours.
- Ok, what about when it will come?
- I have you calling your puerta.Ding, dong.
- Boy, are faster a wedding in Las Vegas.
- Hello, good, I'm Eugene and send me the "Company" I think I have to carry me, sorry, take care of you and your desires.
- Yes. But really, I do not know what to do with you.
- Want to go to the most luxurious holiday? Eat at the best restaurant? "Rub shoulders with politicians, players, bullfighters and other people used to dealing with horns? No doubt, I can get.
- Okay, so we're going to start Pitiminí dinner at the restaurant, I always wanted to go there and test kitchen such as precious without paying a euro.
- Done. Monte on my carpet.
- You queeee?
- My limousine, long and comfortable like a carpet, so I call her that.
- Look, look, this is not Aladdin? Bastard will be in the Pitiminí, then said he had no money to go out to dinner with us. Aladinoooo. Neither case. Aladinoooo.
- Ah, hello, hello, come in, I present to Genius, a nice guy. Take what you will, invites Genius.
- Ffffuuuiiii, go nivelazo, look, if that is Rocky Feller, and that B-Can. Oysters to the Princess Jasmine, I think the father is a Majara, but she is bueniiisimia.
- Come, let us know, sure genius can describe it, right?
- Of course. Princess Jasmine Princess Jasmine!
- Ah, hello genius. Who are these guys so handsome?
- This is Aladdin and these are their friends.
- Let me say that shows you the scent of freshly cut roses thousand.
- Oops, I doubt calling Jasmine. But I like to flatter me, go, go.
- I would like the evening dew touched our faces "we walk by this incomparable maritime context?
- Okay, but you know there is no sea here, this is a lake. After a long walk of 200 meters, finished where they had to end ..... in a bar with a drink to chat and know each other better. At this unexpected event and many others followed him between appointments (and shot because I have to) came only love he feels comparable to a pneumatic machine air. Everything seemed fine in the happy couple but one day ....
- Hey, Genius, where do you go with the bags?
- Sorry, my company has received another call and I have to go.
- a pity now that I was accustomed to living with you, I'll miss.
- As you no longer have to whom you scrub dishes, but I'm not going to stop watching as soon as the caller was your uncle. Moreover, the first request I have is to introduce you to Jasmine.
- My uncle? Damn rat jealous, sure he found the lamp. I always walk my things stirring , took all appreciate what I have, as a child I stole up the marbles. Hey, genius, friend, do you not submit to Jasmine?
- I can not, orders are orders. What about you afraid that you remove it?
- that is, if that use Viagra. But I worry that actually tells the lighting business I support him does not give much money.
- Sorry. Goodbye.
And so it happened. The guy eager to remove up to Aladdin told him the truth lies decorated with Jasmine. After which she decided it was better to be carried off by the uncle of Aladdin's portfolio that the nice guy with no social position could not bring to parties that she wanted to go.
Aladdin, desperate, wandering around the restaurants where they used to go. I was so sad and it was so bad that one of his friends decided to wear the cap you used on the procession of Holy Week and pick the lock floor Aladdin's uncle. Once there he sought the famous lamp was stolen and later handed it to Aladdin.
- Toma, Aladdin, and the next time record the number on the mobile phone.
- Okay, okay, thank you very much, I'll call right now.
- Genius!, I'm glad you see what this was with my uncle?.
- Pufff, thank goodness you called, the very dirty I was washing his underwear cattle.
- now help me recover Jasmine right?
- I have already anticipated, I told your uncle used Viagra expired, and the last time that Mozart was washed diapers. So waiting for you at the door.
- Jasmine!
- Aladdin, forgive me for being so proud, I do not care that you have a small shop. Also, my father died of a decomposition Majara and now I've inherited all that, despite what the Treasury takes me, is a fortune. I've also blackmailed your uncle and put the entire business on your behalf.
- Now there will never be apart. We will be as Pin and Pon.
And so were happy and ate what they felt like it had much money.
Travel is essential and the thirst for travel, an intelligence net symptom Enrique Ponce 
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