Tuesday, March 25, 2008

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- Don Geppetto, I finished "the job"
- Well, Pinocchio, fine. Have you had any problems?
- Nothing a horse head in a bed can not solve.
- If that's what I always say, it should head, but ... lose it.
- he rightly called "the carpenter" because he can not reach an agreement with you, it sticks.
- Oops, I see you're a bit crowded, take a sip of liquor "The varnish is best for your nose" and continues with the report.
- Ok, I respect those thugs who sold drugs in the southern suburbs of the city are already sleeping with the fish and have taken their place.
- Finally who do you take me with you?
- A Pepito "Cricket." If not for him I almost settled on two types the other day when I went to Bar School, intercepted me and if not cuajjjjj watch out because it was, I chipped. It's like my conscience, as silent as a tomb empty, sometimes I find that I have there.
- That you had to olértelo, in this business you can not have a wooden nose. You must be very attentive but any day you get the stick.
- Well, boss, you also happened. Remember when I had to rescue from "The Whale"
- Okay, okay, I admit I was crazy for that chubby. Still do not know how you knew who worked for the Fratellis.
- Because he opened his mouth wide and the knowledge discovery left fuming over his head. It looked like a pressure cooker with the warranty expired. For see, is smarter than you.
- Come, come, do not lie you're going to grow the nose (large enough to have it, by the way) and I will use as a clothesline. You know it was because Johnny "El Grillo" that's like a fly cojonera or the fraction collector, there is no way to get rid of him.
- Hey, I also had something to do, but I found out because Johnny could not do the dirty work. He knows that I am responsible for it all look clean, sometimes I get detergent complex.
- I know man, do not celes. You know I love you like a child and one day all the family business will pass to your name.
- Thank you, Godfather. Travel

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

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THE CICADA AND THE ANT HANSEL AND GRETEL


Once upon a time in a bar in a resort town whose name can not remember (mmm effect of alcohol? would take too long drinks? )


- Hey you, I throw smoke into his face bothers me.
- Huy, but the smoke comes down there?. Sure, when you think it's fog comes, eh tiny. Imagine you are in London, period.
- You are an asshole. Now I know why they call you "the cricket", you spend all day going skinny, skinny coming. Do you not read the packages of snuff? Smoking kills.
- It also says "smoking causes impotence" and your father smokes like a Gremlin and you had to you. Although, come to think of it, maybe that's why you stay well in short, eh,
ant - Oops, spoke Tachenko. Come on, take off your finger in the nose, get out there and let me work for calm. Give more to watch that mocking a fly by Night and treachery.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm going, but today a party that acts DJ Tun Tun and DJ Pao Fli presenting his new mix CD "I have headphones, I can not play an instrument but mogollón molo"
- So you'll , flip, you spend all the money your parents give you tea parties and bottle. Get a job and leaves to scrounge up, you work less than Sleeping Beauty. I know it's Alaska sang "dancing, I spend the day dancing .." but she also works, who makes a living by singing and not singing like you giving you the armpit smells more than that of Papa Noel after jogging .
- Bah, bah, you know what "live from your parents until your children can live"
- Well, as your children go like you, you live in a house made of bingo cards and Don Simon wine . At least I work and even out in the summer unless you paste in winter I have to spend it rather than want.
- What's wrong with living in a cardboard house?, Is recyclable. Mira, I long, you just keep washing glasses.

spent the summer and cold winter came



- Ant, ant, can I borrow money?
- Yes we started well, first you insult me \u200b\u200bthen ask me for money. Two shit in the same sentence.
- Oh, do not be mean, roll, because I need the money chase for not paying two hit men who you know.

- And my what? Do not you spent the summer partying without hitting stroke? Then go to ask the DJ Fli Pao money, or else ask Him to crediágil of those that advertise on TV when they are seeing more unemployed. In addition, three mixed drinks still owe me that you left without paying the last time.
- Shit, I still remember.
- Well, yes. Hala, go to sing at the door of the church or a bar, to see if you take some money.