- Where are you from?
- I was at home watching TV button one time while making a web with cross stitch.
- Well, I went home before yesterday but Clotilde I have been a disappointment ....
- What happened?
- I was told that there in the ceiling was a chandelier, so eager to find out who lived in that house spider glass climbed to the top. I began to call the lady of the house but no one came to me.
- As you can see that field. So you humans call that kind of lamps.
- Hell, as the lamp had called bird or bat, but no spider. Has the spider what I of mosquito.
- Mmmm, mosquitoes. I love as an appetizer, but there's nothing like eating a fly well gordota.
- I caught the other day 4 in my web, if you want to invite you. - Four? Go cloth. Do not you're swinging?
- And a spider egg, that's nothing, I thought they would not go down but we see that among them were a bit pissed and did not realize where they were going.
- Speaking of webs, weaving I had a couple of days and is a jerk tears out the fabric and starts jumping. Lately with the success of the Spiderman movie people swinging a bit.
- What you gonna tell me if the other day I had to put up with a guy who told me all the time "pícame, pícame" "I want to give me your powers." When he saw that not case was vile insect called me up. Insect "I", but to be believed, I am a spider and proud.
- Oh, if it comes to telling that to the black widow carried it clear that tree. I think it has had five males and five cuajjjj clear.
- Now that's a quick divorce.
- I if I see one of those legs I walk out, I have eight and are very fast.
- So you want to tell you, I expect to Kiss of the Spider Woman.
Travel is essential and the thirst for travel, an intelligence net symptom Enrique Ponce 
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