Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Midland 42 Alan Modificatie

ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES

In his Sunday morning bike ride through the woods, Ali Baba saw 40 men in suits on their way to a large rock. Hmm, or are shooting the fourth film in the Matrix or this is very suspicious, he thought.

- Make your parsley, one said.
- Sesame idiot, sesame, you just think about the green color of the tickets.
Open Sesame! "He said. And the great rock voluptuous sculpture by Botero moved.
- I already told you to hide all that money we took from banks to customers without them learning in one place is a great idea.
- The truth is that with so many illegal bank charges and those cents more to remove them without them know we covered. This money is more black than the future of chicken between a pride of lions.
- Ha ha ha, back to continue telling the governments of the countries we do not have liquidity and we're going to have to close, that donkeys are what they think they've done with these lavish benefits that we won year after year? . Hear the word crisis and now enters their funk. Come on, guys, let's take a little longer.
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mounted their Porsches and left. As soon as they were, Ali Baba said the magic words and entered the cave. What he saw there caused him such an impression that From that moment he would be called Ali Babas, as could not fail to secrete the viscous fluid when someone said the word "money." We did something like Pavlov's dog but with the money. His first thought was to cancel their accounts, then hide the money as did his grandfather under the mattress, and later set up a bank itself. The last idea was dismissed because he disliked were dressed as bankers. I have to take all the money they can now, without that it becomes hard to not find out, and then come back later. And he did.
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The next day became the bankers with a trailer full of money to deposit it in his cave tax. But upon entering the first, slipped. The same happened with the second, third and fourth.
- What about kids, you are stunned or what?
- No, we've slipped on this viscous substance that is in soil.
- Mmm, what will?. It seems baba.
- Ay, ay, ay, we have won! So at first glance missing
€ 6527.29 - With 31 cents I would say.
- Yes, that, sorry, is nerves.
- Let the slime trail to see where it leads.
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The trail led them first to a bar, then to a house appointments, then a disk, and finally to the house of Ali Babas. But no one was there. Ali Babas had gone to sleep at the home of one of the many friends he made that day.
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When he awoke with a hangover Ali Babas went to his house but saw men in black suits and even whistling to hide his head was not very lucid suspected what was happening. Swallowed (almost drowned, so baba) and headed for the nearest car hire to rent a truck. Was assembled and went to the cave where all the money loaded on the truck. This time I get caught, he thought. He went to a hotel, stuck a shower to remove the slime with their remains, and put a towel under his chin in case.
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bankers this time only managed to reach the hotel, and there disappeared the trail of Ali Babas.
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Moral: already told our grandmothers, my boy, good hygiene is important.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Best French Erotic Movie

RED RIDING HOOD PETER PAN

- Good morning. Where are you Riding Hood?
- Good morning Comrade Squirrel. I will along the way to grandmother a basket of pamphlets and proclamations of the party.
- But still there?
- Grandma? Yes, it's time The Passion yet war continues.
- No, I meant the Communist Party.
- Of course, one day all these people who have eaten the worm capitalist brain will notice and we will all live in harmony without anyone being better than anyone. Raised fists victoriously.
- Uff, as careful when lifting the arm because you sing a little sobaquillo, in addition to fist you seem so stingy. Oh, and beware I think it goes Wolf out there, you know, that secret CIA agent who knows all world.
- Thanks buddy for your warnings.
- Bye.
- No, God, no, to Lenin.

- Hey Little Red Riding Hood "where are you going?
- Good Mr Lobo. Going for a ride to grandma's house to take the bread basket of cakes ...
- Ah, cakes, mmmm, I would kill for a pie could try one?
- No, but my grandmother who is angry. Well, I have a bit of a hurry. Until then Mr Lobo and I hope he finds the CIA.
- How?
- that until then and I hope to find more company.
- Well, see you soon. By the way, if you want to go before the old house there is a shortcut.

While Riding Hood The Red and naive he took the shortcut El Lobo (much nougat) came before the grandmother's house and stopped for exaltation of terrorism. To trick Little Red Riding Hood (who called so because it was a strange motorcycle helmet shaped pot everywhere) disguised himself as a drag queen trying to look like old grandma that if, but modern.

- Hello Grandma loves .... traigoooo that you rarely see today. What big ears you have.
- That's because of some GM foods that I took, no one knows what you eat today.
- May ojos más grandes tienes.
- Es por el colirio que me los agranda.
- Y ... que dientes tan grandes tienes .... y torcidos. Tenías que haberte puesto un aparato cuando eras pequeña.
- Son para hincar el diente a todos los enemigos del capitalismo. ¡Quedas detenida por consumista!
- ¿Por consumista? Entonces tendrías que detener a todo el mundo.
- Sabes muy bien lo que quiero decir, rojilla, que eres más roja que el vestido de Papa Noel (que también es sospechoso). Detenida por comunista.
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En el instante en que El Lobo iba a colocarle las esposas (Or female part of the marriage) appears the woodcutter, who was the visible head (for that was very large) union loggers.
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- Listen, Mr. Lobo, does not believe that is outside its jurisdiction.
- Well, could occur to ....
- And do not you know it is over the Cold War. Is now Afghanistan, Iraq, and half of Africa. Get to go after those terrorist bastards and leave the girl alone so that it becomes unbearable quietly in a teenager with hormones altered.
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And so Wolf had to leave in peace Riding Hood The Red and leave with their tails between their legs (ie, in place, it would not take him in the head right?)