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PINOCCHIO CINDERELLA

- Good morning. Welcome to "Cinderella, cleaning a room." What do you want?
- Hi, I wanted to leave to clean this suit how much does it cost?
- 20 €
- Wow, that face, I'm sorry but the competition "The sisters" who for 18 € I clean it up. Goodbye.

- see, godmother, I told myself. These sisters are damn unfair competition. As noted they are not independent like me. Of course, belong to a multinational and put the prices they want.

- careful, you burn your pants. You will be ash.

- and jinxed, so I call the Cinderella and so is my business.

- what you need to do is go to a good party and get away from work. So on Saturday we are going to sneak into a party of the jet-set

- But you're crazy! What if we get caught? Besides, what dress I wear?

- that is, that is, if these do not learn, and if they suspect they do not ask for fear of being wrong and not knowing twinkie. For the dress does not worry about a rent period.

- One, no. Rent two one for you and one for me, heh, heh, heh.

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Saturday came and went to the party.

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- Hello beautiful, "dance?

- Well, better move my feet, but if you insist.

- Hey, they did not do too badly. Would you take a drink?

- Okay, but only one pe that at noon I have to go.

- Why?

- is that I am in charge of an establishment for the development of clothing and tomorrow I have a very important request that I address.

- Wow, what a coincidence, because I am fashion designer. I have to give a card and call you to do business. Well, to get a drink, because the truth is you got me spellbound.

- Oops, I'm going to get flushed. I'm going to with my friend and I go back right?

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- Damn, damn, you either have flopped.

- Me? With the designer?

- But do not you know who he is? Is lined, but Amancio bill Ortega, whether to call him "the prince of fabrics

- Ah, it did not know, all I know is that it is really good.

- Well, you waiting for it!

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- Hello, I'm here again.

- Hi, sweetheart, my watch burned the minutes like hours waiting Fancy a bit of champagne?

- Cava, yes, no digging.

- Ja, ja, ha, pretty well, with a sense of humor. I think I'm falling for you.

- But you do?

- I'm gonna take this frothy brew in your shoe.

- Oops, but with the sweat sure smells bad.

- I do not care, sure that the liquid poured into your shoe tastes divine nectar.

- Uuuy, which dichooo me. Come just a drink, eh

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- Madrrrina, madrrrinaaa!

- Uf, Cinderella, as you come, you are more a tongue-tied stuttering singing Only You

- If you've only taken ten glasses of cava ICH!

- Hala, hala, caught a taxi home and still it's midnight and you and you for dragging. And you shoe?

- PSSS, I know, I will have lost out there.

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spent two days (the first hangover day I spent in bed) and the prince sought by all haute couture was not Cinderella. Tired of searching and placed a newspaper ad that read: "Wanted foot (and body) of a beautiful lady to fill the shoes left empty my heart." Multitude of suitors answered the ad but none was Cinderella. And so time passed, until one day ....

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- Good, I come to pick a dress that my friend left a day before.

- It teaches me the ticket, please. Okay, now serving her Cinderella! The suit

ticket number 135 - Yeah, go, go.

- ... Do you? I've got you looking for an eternity, more than a month.

- Oh, no, the prince of the fabrics and I with this hair!

- I do not care if your scruffy good looks, do not you see I'm crazy for you?. Come along and ride a dry cleaning franchise. Do you?

- Yes, I want.

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- Don Geppetto, I finished "the job"

- Well, Pinocchio, fine. Have you had any problems?

- Nothing a horse head in a bed can not solve.

- If that's what I always say, it should head, but ... lose it.

- he rightly called "the carpenter" because he can not reach an agreement with you, it sticks.

- Oops, I see you're a bit crowded, take a sip of liquor "The varnish is best for your nose" and continues with the report.

- Ok, I respect those thugs who sold drugs in the southern suburbs of the city are already sleeping with the fish and have taken their place.

- Finally who do you take me with you?

- A Pepito "Cricket." If not for him I almost settled on two types the other day when I went to Bar School, intercepted me and if not cuajjjjj watch out because it was, I chipped. It's like my conscience, as silent as a tomb empty, sometimes I find that I have there.
- That you had to olértelo, in this business you can not have a wooden nose. You must be very attentive but any day you get the stick.

- Well, boss, you also happened. Remember when I had to rescue from "The Whale"

- Okay, okay, I admit I was crazy for that chubby. Still do not know how you knew who worked for the Fratellis.

- Because he opened his mouth wide and the knowledge discovery left fuming over his head. It looked like a pressure cooker with the warranty expired. For see, is smarter than you.

- Come, come, do not lie you're going to grow the nose (large enough to have it, by the way) and I will use as a clothesline. You know it was because Johnny "El Grillo" that's like a fly cojonera or the fraction collector, there is no way to get rid of him.

- Hey, I also had something to do, but I found out because Johnny could not do the dirty work. He knows that I am responsible for it all look clean, sometimes I get detergent complex.

- I know man, do not celes. You know I love you like a child and one day all the family business will pass to your name.

- Thank you, Godfather. Travel

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